“Man is born to suffer; pain is the means of his preservation. His childhood is happy, knowing only pain of body. These bodily sufferings are much less cruel, much less painful, than other forms of suffering, and they rarely lead to self-destruction. It is not the twinges of gout which make a man kill himself, it is mental suffering that leads to despair. We pity the sufferings of childhood; we should pity ourselves; our worst sorrows are of our own making.”
I need a zombie movie where there’s a global pandemic of the zombie virus and within a few months scientists have developed both treatments for the condition and a vaccine but antivaxxers refuse to get the vaccine because it’s not “natural” and will cause autism and there are forums and facebook groups everywhere claiming that apple cider vinegar, turmeric and raw honey will keep you from becoming a zombie and people are selling crystals for 29.99 apiece that supposedly purify your energies and cure you of the zombie virus and people are going around trying to get bit so they can obtain “natural” immunity and the future version of westboro baptist church protests the military when it is deployed to contain zombie hordes holding signs claiming the zombies are god’s judgment for the legalization of same-sex marriage. The Zombie Challenge is trending on the internet, wherein you run up to a zombie and start dabbing until it attacks you and you have to flee its slavering pursuit. Humanity perishes.
